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Friday, August 08, 2003
Why, McHale? Why?
Given the somewhat somber nature of most of this week�s posts (complaining, grumpiness and suicide), I thought I�d try to come up with something humorous for today, just to sorta lighten things up a bit for the weekend. This morning I came up with what I thought was the most preposterous thing imaginable: I would casually mention my extensive stash of McHale�s Navy slash fiction. Think of the fun inherent in the name �Old Leadbottom� alone. (I laughed, anyway.)
Then I Googled McHale�s Navy slash fiction, on a lark. (Since I�m at work you�ll understand if I don�t link to the search, but feel free to conduct one of your own.) Imagine my shock and dismay to find that there really is such a thing.
I tried to think of other possibilities. Land of the Lost sprang to mind, but now I�m afraid to look in case there really is some Holly/Cha-Ka slash out there. That would just be far too disturbing.
I�m going to be sleeping with the light on tonight.
bmarkey 8/08/2003 08:01:00 PM