The Big Green House
Email my sorry ass:
bmarkey AT excite DOT com
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Thursday, April 24, 2003
Thanks for asking (I guess)
Why are so many strangers so obsessed with the size of my penis? Every time I open my email, somebody else is either asking impertinent (at best) questions about the magnitude of my unit or insinuating that things in that department are not entirely ship-shape, if you follow me. One even went so far as to ask if I could �handle a massive cock�. Well, I like to think I�ve done OK so far. I asked Science Girl how she thought I was doing, but she was too busy laughing hysterically to answer.
bmarkey 4/24/2003 05:29:00 PM