The Big Green House

Tuesday, December 31, 2002

 

New Year�s Resolutions (cheater�s edition)

Another new year, and me at work again. *sigh* Might as well look forward, eh?

In 2003, I resolve to:
Sleep
Continue my research on the effects of strong drink on middle-aged men
Boycott organ meats and lutefisk
Accidentally drop something hot on my foot
Spend more on music than is strictly good for me
Not die in a tragic hydrogen balloon accident
Stare vacantly into space
Mock the foolish and ignorant, unless they are in a position to help me financially
Dress comfortably whenever possible
Get angry while reading the newspaper
Avoid pointless list making
Eat waffles
Err on the side of caution; failing that, err across the board
Chase the dog around the house
Do laundry
Enjoy a nice cup of tea
Praise and thank those who�ve read this far down the list
Pay no mind to the man behind the curtain
Ignore the radio
Wonder why People Magazine refuses to acknowledge that I am actually �The Sexiest Man Alive�
Watch my �Seven Samurai� DVD, repeatedly
Wish everybody a Happy New Year











bmarkey 12/31/2002 07:20:00 PM