The Big Green House
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Friday, December 27, 2002
Auntie Em! Auntie Em!
The brainiac who built the fence in our front yard decided, for some unfathomable reason, to saw off two of the posts about three inches from ground level and install hinges. Yes, that�s right: hinges. I am absolutely aflame with curiosity as to what the thought process behind that decision was. I just can�t get it to make sense, no matter how hard I try.
Be that as it may. As you might have heard, we�ve had a bit of wind here today.
I bet you can see where this is going.
Yep. The fence on the northwestern side of the yard has blown over. The hinges gave way, so that entire section went right over. We�d had it propped up since we first discovered this novel construction �feature�, but the 60 MPH wind gusts were just too much. Our landlord said he�ll fix it �as soon as the wind stops�, which only makes sense. In the meantime, though, The Big Green House stands oddly exposed on one side, open to the prying eyes of all & sundry. We don�t like that, but at least the power is still on� or it was when I left for work this afternoon. Keep your fingers crossed.
bmarkey 12/27/2002 06:12:00 PM