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Monday, July 22, 2002

 
Hello. Welcome to the Big Green House.
Not sure how you got here? Me neither.
Not sure what to expect? Ditto.

Well, as long as we�re both here, I might as well give you my recipe for barbecue sauce.
It�s nothing to write home about, but it�s quick, easy, cheap & tasty. Not unlike myself, in some respects�

I should warn you that I don�t generally measure ingredients when working from my own recipe; I just pour whatever it is into my hand until it looks about right. (Unless we�re talking about liquids, of course, but I�ll often eyeball them, too.) So, any measurements given here are approximate. I�ll try to err on the side of caution, since you can always add more & it�s pretty difficult to remove an ingredient once added.

You will need:
One tablespoon olive oil
A shallot (I use about half of one, but they probably won�t sell you just half. Half a small onion would probably work, if you can�t scare up a shallot.), minced
One or two cloves of garlic, minced
One bottle ketchup (or, if you prefer, catsup. I use about 2/3 of the bottle, but maybe you�re going to make more than I usually do. Or maybe you�re going to make some fries, too. Hell, you�ll find a use for the extra stuff. Just be sure to get the salt-free kind; that way, you control what the end result tastes like. And it�s all about control.)
2 teaspoons chile powder
1 � teaspoons cumin
2 teaspoons chipotle powder (This is the one I wish I�d measured, as this is where all your heat is gonna come from. I probably use a little more than that, but I don�t know your tolerance for heat. If you�re unfamiliar with chipotle, it�s smoked jalapeno. I buy it at the local supermarket, but you may have to hunt around for it. If there�s a tienda in your town, start there; otherwise, you can pick it up online. You may substitute cayenne, of course, but you�ll lose the smoky goodness of the chipotle. Your call.)
2 teaspoons dried oregano (Get the Mexican kind if you can, as it has a more robust flavor.) (Hey, it�s my recipe, so I get to spout off like that if I want to.)
One teaspoon dried rosemary (If you�ve got fresh, use it. That goes for the oregano, too.)
Salt, to taste
One bottle of beer (Well, let�s be reasonable here; you�re most likely gonna want more than that, if for no other reason that to wash down the barbecue. I�m just talking about what goes into the sauce; what goes into the cook is your business. I�ve found that this recipe works best with something fairly bitter, like an IPA (scroll down.) If you don�t drink, don�t worry - all the alcohol will be cooked off.)
Something to put the sauce on (Duh.) (I�ve only ever used this on chicken, but I don�t know why it wouldn�t work on ribs.)

And here we go. Heat a large skillet. Add the oil; when the oil gets hot, add the shallots & saut� until they�re transparent. Add the garlic; saut� quickly, so you don�t burn it � say about 20 seconds. Now add your herbs & spices (for those of you who haven�t been paying attention, that would be the chile powder, cumin, chipotle, oregano, and rosemary) and saut� them for about 15-20 seconds or until they start to smoke. At that point, stir in the ketchup. This is a good time to add salt. Once the ketchup has been thoroughly incorporated, pour in about half of the beer, reduce the heat, cover & simmer about 20 minutes or so, stirring occasionally. Give it a taste & adjust your seasonings accordingly. I like to reduce the sauce down to a pretty thick glop, but to each their own.

I usually end up with enough to grill an entire chicken & about as much left over. Your mileage may vary.